THE MAD GAME
OUR LEGAL STUFF:
THE MAD GAME'S PRIVACY POLICY AND OTHER TERMS IN THE SIMPLEST ENGLISH POSSIBLE.
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PRIVACY:
We are not interested in your data. We don't use cookies or analytics on this website. We don't collect, store, analyze or sell your data. There is no advertising on this website so there is nothing to personalise. We simply have no interest in your data at all. We are far more interested in you as human beings, as living breathing and hopefully thinking conscious entities. Your data is boring. You are interesting.
If you contact us through any of the methods we provide (such as the contact form on compiled.com, Instagram, Bandcamp etc) then we will receive your email address and whatever glorious poetry or prose you include in the message. We won't keep this for any longer than is necessary or relevant but don't be annoyed at us if we actually reply. If you're really famous, we might just keep your messages a little longer than necessary just so that we can show it to our friends and exclaim gleefully, "Ooooooooh! Look at thaaaaaat! No waaaaaaaayyyyy!'
Our contact form is hosted on a site called "compiled.social" and run by a fabulous chap called Ollie. He does actually have Terms and a Privacy Policy that you may want to read. But this has nothing to do with us.
If you decide to visit our pages on or to contact us through Instagram, Youtube, Soundcloud or Bandcamp then the companies that own those services will most likely try to hoover up as much information about you as is legally possible. Some of this data will be provided to us in the form of anonymised analytics but we really don't look at it. We might occasionally take a quick peek out of curiosity and then be rather amazed when we see that someone from Uzbekistan (or somewhere equially far afield) has found us. If that's you, then hello!
So, to summarise, we aren't interested in your data, we don't care about your data and we really don't keep your data unless you are purposely sending us your data by contacting us in which case we will keep it for as long as necessary and then delete it.
Unless you're famous. In which case we'll keep it for just a smidgin longer.
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OTHER TERMS:
Respect copyright and don't steal stuff. If you're an AI company then you can't use our creations to train your mindless models and to make humanity redundant. We may consider it if you pay us the equivalent of eight figures in US dollars each but only if offered in untraceable Kruggerands and delivered by Concorde to the offshore jurisdiction of our choice by some fine person wearing a morning suit with a top hat, silk gloves and monocle while sporting a finely waxed mustache.
Otherwise, just listen and enjoy the experience. That's what music is for. It unites us in our common humanity.
Defend freedom, truth and love. They are the only things truly worth fighting for.
Fuck religion, business and politics. They enslave, lie and divide.
Love life.
Finally, fuck Putin and all who support him.
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END
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PRIVACY:
We are not interested in your data. We don't use cookies or analytics on this website. We don't collect, store, analyze or sell your data. There is no advertising on this website so there is nothing to personalise. We simply have no interest in your data at all. We are far more interested in you as human beings, as living breathing and hopefully thinking conscious entities. Your data is boring. You are interesting.
If you contact us through any of the methods we provide (such as the contact form on compiled.com, Instagram, Bandcamp etc) then we will receive your email address and whatever glorious poetry or prose you include in the message. We won't keep this for any longer than is necessary or relevant but don't be annoyed at us if we actually reply. If you're really famous, we might just keep your messages a little longer than necessary just so that we can show it to our friends and exclaim gleefully, "Ooooooooh! Look at thaaaaaat! No waaaaaaaayyyyy!'
Our contact form is hosted on a site called "compiled.social" and run by a fabulous chap called Ollie. He does actually have Terms and a Privacy Policy that you may want to read. But this has nothing to do with us.
If you decide to visit our pages on or to contact us through Instagram, Youtube, Soundcloud or Bandcamp then the companies that own those services will most likely try to hoover up as much information about you as is legally possible. Some of this data will be provided to us in the form of anonymised analytics but we really don't look at it. We might occasionally take a quick peek out of curiosity and then be rather amazed when we see that someone from Uzbekistan (or somewhere equially far afield) has found us. If that's you, then hello!
So, to summarise, we aren't interested in your data, we don't care about your data and we really don't keep your data unless you are purposely sending us your data by contacting us in which case we will keep it for as long as necessary and then delete it.
Unless you're famous. In which case we'll keep it for just a smidgin longer.
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OTHER TERMS:
Respect copyright and don't steal stuff. If you're an AI company then you can't use our creations to train your mindless models and to make humanity redundant. We may consider it if you pay us the equivalent of eight figures in US dollars each but only if offered in untraceable Kruggerands and delivered by Concorde to the offshore jurisdiction of our choice by some fine person wearing a morning suit with a top hat, silk gloves and monocle while sporting a finely waxed mustache.
Otherwise, just listen and enjoy the experience. That's what music is for. It unites us in our common humanity.
Defend freedom, truth and love. They are the only things truly worth fighting for.
Fuck religion, business and politics. They enslave, lie and divide.
Love life.
Finally, fuck Putin and all who support him.
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FREEDOM, TRUTH, LOVE -
THE REST IS JUST A MAD GAME.
THE REST IS JUST A MAD GAME.
